@TheOnion: Top Story: Lucrative New Oil Extraction Method Involves Drilling Directly Into Gas Stationshttp://onion.com/1GhT7xL
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@TheOnion This advanced technique has a 90% success rate. And the costs have recently dropped to less than $2 per gallon.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Most excellent way to wake up.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion and refine the oil in the back of the store. Cheers mateThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion HahaThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion bwaaahahaha !Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Best tweet so far this SundayThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@3amigosdad not attached? Bummer. The article about dad's losing the respect off colleagues from paternity leave
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@TheOnion you mean george bush could actually find oil in Texas using this method and not rely on the bin laden's to cover his loses?
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@TheOnion That'll work.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@theonion @yinyangbanksThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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