@TheOnion considering something like that might actually be helpful if someone were missing, I fail to see why it's funny.
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@TheOnion Where do you guys come up with this stuff? Do you lay in bed and night and fantasize or what?? Its absolutely hilarious.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion That's sloppy police work, that is! What about hair extensions?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion why did the policewoman cut her hair short?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Yeah! Let's make light of the issue of missing persons! /sarcasm ಠ_ಠThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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