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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 20 Feb 2015

    "You picked the wrong broken, emotionally insecure guy to mess with tonight." http://onion.com/1BvZvm8 pic.twitter.com/mNYB60TXZF

    1:44 PM - 20 Feb 2015
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    14 replies 386 retweets 562 likes
      1. Zorbitor‏ @Zorbitor 20 Feb 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        “@TheOnion: "You picked the wrong broken, emotionally insecure guy to mess with tonight." http://onion.com/1BvZvm8  pic.twitter.com/Du3q11eIMS”

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      2. Ben‏ @BlenMoses 20 Feb 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion @TheMichaelMauer @OnchuckHunter @rr_kurtz @NicholasHolkup @youngreddawolf @ch4ndy_ I CHOKED ON MY FEWD READING THIS LOLOL 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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      3. Cody Northway‏ @youngreddawolf 20 Feb 2015
        Replying to @BlenMoses

        @BlenMoses @TheOnion @TheMichaelMauer @OnchuckHunter @rr_kurtz @NicholasHolkup @ch4ndy_ I've delt with people like that at the club.

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      2. abu bakr siddiq shawon‏ @shawon525 20 Feb 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion (30% OFF any service) Best Web Design, Web Development & Image editing Company for you... http://webexpert4u.com 

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      3. Scottland‏ @scottwitzenburg 20 Feb 2015
        Replying to @shawon525

        @shawon525 @TheOnion screw off, web expert.

        0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
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      2. Katie McManus‏ @brunettezki 20 Feb 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion @ohaitibbs 😂😂😂😂

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      3. jay but spooky  👻‏ @ohaitibbs 20 Feb 2015
        Replying to @brunettezki

        @brunettezki @TheOnion oh my god

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      4. Katie McManus‏ @brunettezki 20 Feb 2015
        Replying to @ohaitibbs

        @ohaitibbs @TheOnion hahaha this is amazing I love it so much

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      5. jay but spooky  👻‏ @ohaitibbs 20 Feb 2015
        Replying to @brunettezki

        @brunettezki @TheOnion I want a dramatic reading of this pronto

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      6. Katie McManus‏ @brunettezki 20 Feb 2015
        Replying to @ohaitibbs

        @ohaitibbs @TheOnion who should voice it?!

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      7. jay but spooky  👻‏ @ohaitibbs 20 Feb 2015
        Replying to @brunettezki

        @brunettezki Morgan Freeman.

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      1. Blaine Bowden‏ @blainebowden 20 Feb 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion @JadusVonMetal ..Can we PLEASE have a dramatic video reading of this article from you- @WilliamShatner?? LOL would be #EPIC!

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      1. Lisa Nichols‏ @galeforce61 20 Feb 2015
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        @TheOnion LMFAO

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      1. Patrick Schilcher‏ @StinkyPat42 20 Feb 2015
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        @TheOnion HA!!

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      1. RealLifeFixer‏ @MasterMediaMind 20 Feb 2015
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        “@TheOnion: "You picked the wrong broken, emotionally insecure guy to mess with tonight." http://onion.com/1BvZvm8  pic.twitter.com/ZkCFs3LIaT” ha!

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      1. fukvit10‏ @fukvit10 20 Feb 2015
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        LOL “@TheOnion: "You picked the wrong broken, emotionally insecure guy to mess with tonight." http://onion.com/1BvZvm8  pic.twitter.com/uQGuZty7fP”

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      1. Scottland‏ @scottwitzenburg 20 Feb 2015
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        @TheOnion #mydadwasadicktome

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      1. Steven Gaydos‏ @HighSierraMan 20 Feb 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion @AwardsDaily @HighSierraMan Didn't I write something like this advising some1 we know on some weird notion of manhood they had?

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      2. Gina G‏ @Gigi4269 20 Feb 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion Broken, that's all men say now "we're all broken" who's we're? Yep you all are what happened to the strong men in the past, wimps.

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      3. Bad-Past-Haver George Washington‏ @PlankySmith 23 Feb 2015
        Replying to @Gigi4269

        .@Gigi4269 You mean the "strong men" who kept their emotions bottled up inside and turned to alcohol/drugs, suicide, abusive to their fam?

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      4. Gina G‏ @Gigi4269 23 Feb 2015
        Replying to @PlankySmith

        @PlankySmith When you open up and not bottle emotions you won't have drugs/alcohol, suicide and abuse. Strong is opening up, show emotion!

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