“@TheOnion: "You picked the wrong broken, emotionally insecure guy to mess with tonight." http://onion.com/1BvZvm8 pic.twitter.com/Du3q11eIMS”
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“@TheOnion: "You picked the wrong broken, emotionally insecure guy to mess with tonight." http://onion.com/1BvZvm8 pic.twitter.com/Du3q11eIMS”
@TheOnion @TheMichaelMauer @OnchuckHunter @rr_kurtz @NicholasHolkup @youngreddawolf @ch4ndy_ I CHOKED ON MY FEWD READING THIS LOLOL 






@BlenMoses @TheOnion @TheMichaelMauer @OnchuckHunter @rr_kurtz @NicholasHolkup @ch4ndy_ I've delt with people like that at the club.
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@shawon525 @TheOnion screw off, web expert.
@brunettezki @TheOnion oh my god
@ohaitibbs @TheOnion hahaha this is amazing I love it so much
@brunettezki @TheOnion I want a dramatic reading of this pronto
@ohaitibbs @TheOnion who should voice it?!
@brunettezki Morgan Freeman.
@TheOnion @JadusVonMetal ..Can we PLEASE have a dramatic video reading of this article from you- @WilliamShatner?? LOL would be #EPIC!
“@TheOnion: "You picked the wrong broken, emotionally insecure guy to mess with tonight." http://onion.com/1BvZvm8 pic.twitter.com/ZkCFs3LIaT” ha!
LOL “@TheOnion: "You picked the wrong broken, emotionally insecure guy to mess with tonight." http://onion.com/1BvZvm8 pic.twitter.com/uQGuZty7fP”
@TheOnion @AwardsDaily @HighSierraMan Didn't I write something like this advising some1 we know on some weird notion of manhood they had?
@TheOnion Broken, that's all men say now "we're all broken" who's we're? Yep you all are what happened to the strong men in the past, wimps.
.@Gigi4269 You mean the "strong men" who kept their emotions bottled up inside and turned to alcohol/drugs, suicide, abusive to their fam?
@PlankySmith When you open up and not bottle emotions you won't have drugs/alcohol, suicide and abuse. Strong is opening up, show emotion!
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