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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 19 Feb 2015

    Obama's Plan For Fighting Extremism http://onion.com/1ANQCEX pic.twitter.com/Ee0XS3RREH

    9:40 PM - 19 Feb 2015
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      1. Sal Manacotti‏ @WheresSal 19 Feb 2015
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        “@TheOnion: Obama's Plan For Fighting Extremism http://onion.com/1ANQCEX  pic.twitter.com/TerL2Hb533” #LOL #IS #Boko @K_E_Gray @mharrelson79

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      1. Jenifer Wicks‏ @jwickslaw 19 Feb 2015
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        “@TheOnion: Obama's Plan For Fighting Extremism http://onion.com/1ANQCEX  pic.twitter.com/BVligJhU58” sometimes you need a good laugh to not cry

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      1.  🎃WEN‏ @OGould_ 19 Feb 2015
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        “@TheOnion: Obama's Plan For Fighting Extremism http://onion.com/1ANQCEX  pic.twitter.com/2adnF1OZLw” @jackrblack

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      1. Luke Stamps‏ @lukestamps 19 Feb 2015
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        “@TheOnion: Obama's Plan For Fighting Extremism http://onion.com/1ANQCEX  pic.twitter.com/3okz7tdNSX” pretty much wrote itself, didn't it?

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      1. IQBAL ka Shaheen‏ @MemberPTITigers 19 Feb 2015
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        @TheOnion @BBC @CNN The reason behind extremism is ruined the Iraq/Afgh lands with carpet bombing. Drone Attacks on Pakistan soil. Discuss?

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      1. Jewish Lives Matter #JLM‏ @JewsMatterToMe 19 Feb 2015
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        @TheOnion "Give things another 2,000 years to simmer down." That about sums it up.

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      1. Lchas‏ @lchas77 20 Feb 2015
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        @TheOnion To clarify his latest comment, Rudy Guiliani stated that Obama "likes America as a friend."

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      1. S M Jalal‏ @JUS4757 20 Feb 2015
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        .@TheOnion Raise your Voice Against #BnpJamaatViolence Join #CordonKhaleda Feb 22,Gulshan http://tiny.cc/v7h8tx pic.twitter.com/NVq5ieQisi

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      1. S M Jalal‏ @JUS4757 20 Feb 2015
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        .@TheOnion Say No To #BnpJamaatViolence Join #CordonKhaleda Feb 22,Gulshan http://tiny.cc/v7h8tx pic.twitter.com/qyqgfizXf6

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      1. lego fan‏ @twitmyassoff 20 Feb 2015
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        @TheOnion hey this is *real* news

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      1. Tommie Boy‏ @tommieboy77 19 Feb 2015
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        @TheOnion Would work better than what he is doing now, which is nothing! Oops, time to play golf! See ya!

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      1. seang‏ @seangiffin 19 Feb 2015
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        @TheOnion give em a hug and a pat on the back is his plan

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      1. geir Hanssen‏ @geirh72 19 Feb 2015
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        @TheOnion avlytte. Slik han har gjort med sine statsledere i Europa

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      1.  🌞ฬɧŏ'ʂ 💐Ҷõմɾ 🐯Շїgɛř 💋 ✨‏ @TigerGoddesss 19 Feb 2015
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        @TheOnion haha

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      1. IQBAL ka Shaheen‏ @MemberPTITigers 19 Feb 2015
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        @TheOnion @BBC @CNN When Palestine is attached by Israel and 3 Muslims killed in America. A pin drop silence from so called super power.

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      1. Eduardo Alvarez‏ @EdAlvarezB 19 Feb 2015
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        @TheOnion Mean

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      1. External DDB‏ @BlandDexter 19 Feb 2015
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        probably no need to RT but... @TheOnion: Obama's Plan For Fighting Extremism http://onion.com/1ANQCEX  pic.twitter.com/hhU9RESRzM”

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