@TheOnion Put the child down for a nap. There's you hour plus MOM...you mothers now should have it so tough, get real....
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@TheOnion where was this when my kids were little?!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Somedays I'd be tempted...
#NotReally RT@TheOnion: In The News: http://onion.com/17vtxcs pic.twitter.com/7mlvvjiXka
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@TheOnion And the smart ones would leave them there.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion What say you,@Molly_Quinn?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: In The News: http://onion.com/17vtxcs pic.twitter.com/WNBXbHzHNM” True story.
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@TheOnion: In The News: http://onion.com/17vtxcs pic.twitter.com/6a9Hgk35r0” Dad's too.
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@FromMyPlate hahah TRUE OR FALSE?? “@TheOnion: In The News: http://onion.com/17vtxcs pic.twitter.com/3l4vrQMXGU”
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@TheOnion hahahahaha "Fun Zone" is some good shitThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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