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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 19 Feb 2015

    New Education Initiative Replaces K-12 Curriculum With Single Standardized Test http://onion.com/1Lf9fBh pic.twitter.com/WkobNQoO0K

    10:02 AM - 19 Feb 2015
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      2. chicago teacher‏ @1chicagoteacher 19 Feb 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion @ILRaiseYourHand isn't this the curriculum that @CatalystChicago and @WBEZeducation reported on for drop outs?

        1 reply 2 retweets 1 like
      3. More Than a Score‏ @MTAS_Chicago 19 Feb 2015
        Replying to @1chicagoteacher

        @1chicagoteacher @ILRaiseYourHand @TheOnion @CatalystChicago @WBEZeducation Yep!!!!!

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. Vote November 6‏ @KiplingEric 19 Feb 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Nailed it! “@TheOnion: New Ed Initiative Replaces K-12 Curr W Single Standardized Test http://onion.com/1Lf9fBh  pic.twitter.com/wzg9CzsmJU”

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      1. Exploring Doxa‏ @ExploringDoxa 24 Feb 2015
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        RT @TheOnion: New Education Initiative Replaces K-12 Curriculum With Single Standardized Test http://onion.com/1Lf9fBh pic.twitter.com/UZRzRJ2UJN

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      1. 私は悲しい幽霊です‏ @alithearabian 19 Feb 2015
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        @TheOnion 😂😂

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      1. Dave Childers‏ @davechilders 19 Feb 2015
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        “@TheOnion: New Education Initiative Replaces K-12 Curriculum With Single Standardized Test http://onion.com/1Lf9fBh " [so real it is scary...]

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      1. Ice Cold Winter‏ @ItsScienceMagic 19 Feb 2015
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        @TheOnion http://www.wbez.org/news/same-diploma-different-school-111581 … This diploma makes your joke into the real thing. #Rahm #Chicago @ChicagosMayor

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      2. Spirit Practice‏ @wingvilma 19 Feb 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion @TyBeatMusic

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      3. τγ βεατ‏ @TyBeatMusic 19 Feb 2015
        Replying to @wingvilma

        @_MISHIGAMI @TheOnion Scary how very nearly this isn't satirical...

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      4. Spirit Practice‏ @wingvilma 19 Feb 2015
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        @TyBeatMusic for real…

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      1. Evgeni Kirilov‏ @ArgentSun 19 Feb 2015
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        @BrianStaveley I always shudder when I see a title like this before noticing it's from @TheOnion . It's scary stuff

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      1. Aaron C Kip‏ @AaronChemwolo 19 Feb 2015
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        @TheOnion Very serious http://youthdollar.com/?cashlink=56350 

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      1. Carlo Thomas‏ @CarloT3Content 19 Feb 2015
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        @TheOnion if they fail, what grade will they be left back in?

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      1. maxiesmama‏ @maxiesmama 19 Feb 2015
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        @TheOnion , RIGHT?!?!

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      1. Raphi Morey, Ed.D‏ @Mr_Morey 19 Feb 2015
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        “@TheOnion: New Education Initiative Replaces K-12 Curriculum With Single Standardized Test" sometimes education feels this way.

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      1. | I S M A I L |‏ @ismailkhan45 19 Feb 2015
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        @TheOnion oh that's really gud...

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      1. Andy Jubic‏ @rubiksjubics 19 Feb 2015
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        @TheOnion @BlkmetalCoff33 why did we get shafted? Missed out on all the good things these kids get today. You should post this2fb&wwatch ppl

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      1. daniel mares‏ @danieltmares 19 Feb 2015
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        Lol RT“@TheOnion: Education Initiative Replaces K-12 Curriculum With Single Standardized Test http://onion.com/1Lf9fBh  pic.twitter.com/FJHoB2y8QG”

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      1. Blake Barber‏ @bluffcity_teach 19 Feb 2015
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        “@TheOnion: New Education Initiative Replaces K-12 Curriculum With Single Standardized Test http://onion.com/1Lf9fBh  pic.twitter.com/Tw730GcusW”

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