@TheOnion I don't understand. .. only surgeons can wash properly? Sounds like he is getting made fun of for being sanitary...
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@TheOnion: Guy Washing Hands For Full 5 Seconds Like He’s Going Into Surgery http://onion.com/17siYXo "@rooaaarrrr Preach!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@celesterose29 genius. Pure genius.
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@TheOnion Dick's Sporting Goods commercials becoming too intense. 2 people hospitalized.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion this is actually me. learn to scrub, scrubs. friction kills germs, not water or soap!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion he might have done it longer but us starting the stop watch and yelling "Go" seemed to throw himThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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