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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 18 Feb 2015

    Lucrative New Oil Extraction Method Involves Drilling Directly Into Gas Stations http://onion.com/17shDjn pic.twitter.com/oQ5T4YusBo

    4:25 PM - 18 Feb 2015
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      1. Mark.A.Mortagua‏ @MarkMortagua 18 Feb 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        “@TheOnion: Lucrative New Oil Extraction Method Involves Drilling Directly Into Gas Stations http://onion.com/17shDjn  pic.twitter.com/EXgyMDwyGV”😂

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      1. SailsTrails‏ @SailsTrails 23 Feb 2015
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        “@TheOnion: New Oil Extraction Method Involves Drilling Directly Into Gas Stations http://onion.com/17shDjn  pic.twitter.com/YamYoUwjit” @kast125

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      1. Aduks Makeovers‏ @aduksmakeovers 22 Feb 2015
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        @TheOnion @LaughDepot kindly follow back, thanks

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      1. troyhess‏ @troyhess 18 Feb 2015
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        Good news for Kern Cnty!“@TheOnion: Lucrative New Oil Extraction Method Involves Drilling Directly Into Gas Stations http://onion.com/17shDjn "

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      1. i need a new moniker‏ @dannoduder 18 Feb 2015
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        “@TheOnion: New Oil Extraction Method Involves Drilling Directly Into Gas Stations http://onion.com/17shDjn  pic.twitter.com/NHJcdLTfdj” I'm in!

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      1. CharlieONarley‏ @CharlieONarley 18 Feb 2015
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        @TheOnion "I drink your milkshake! "

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      1. Tim Peterson‏ @tim3048 18 Feb 2015
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        @TheOnion @codemandriller yeah but the trick is converting that into crude oil

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      1. KC Zulander‏ @angeluscarini 18 Feb 2015
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        @TheOnion flip and twist!

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      1. Chiller Buds‏ @Iseeyourhand 18 Feb 2015
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        @TheOnion I think TheOnion lost it's Onion.

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      1. Moose Knuckle‏ @M_knuckle 18 Feb 2015
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        @TheOnion Next thing you know Ol' Jeds a millionaire...

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      1. Angela Britzman‏ @AngelaBritzman 18 Feb 2015
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        Why didn't I think of it? @TheOnion New Oil Extraction Method-Drill Directly Into Gas Stations http://onion.com/17shDjn pic.twitter.com/YuCZHXLu7u

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      1. Darcia Routh  🦕 🕷 🎃 👻 🍁‏ @DarciaRouth 18 Feb 2015
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        @TheOnion @bradgjones

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      1. Danny Adams‏ @Madwriter1970 18 Feb 2015
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        @TheOnion But it's causing earthquakes in the chips aisle.

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      2. Shane Moberg‏ @shanemoberg 18 Feb 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion @codyincalgary I going to suggest that we do a huge frac under the propane tank. Lots of gas trapped in there I think.

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      3. B. L. T.‏ @Royal_BLT 18 Feb 2015
        Replying to @shanemoberg

        @shanemoberg @TheOnion @codyincalgary I try not to spill anything on the future !

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      1. Drakorus Fellwing‏ @Drakorus 18 Feb 2015
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        @TheOnion Don't stop til you hit kangaroos!

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      1. Chad Baldwin‏ @chad__baldwin 18 Feb 2015
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        “@TheOnion: Lucrative New Extraction Method Involves Drilling Directly Into Gas Stations http://onion.com/17shDjn  pic.twitter.com/9W1HyCvijI”lol

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      1. Josh Delagrange‏ @JoshDelagrange 18 Feb 2015
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        @TheOnion.We must get oil faster men.By the time we get already be in China.

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