“@TheOnion: Lucrative New Oil Extraction Method Involves Drilling Directly Into Gas Stations http://onion.com/17shDjn pic.twitter.com/EXgyMDwyGV”
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“@TheOnion: Lucrative New Oil Extraction Method Involves Drilling Directly Into Gas Stations http://onion.com/17shDjn pic.twitter.com/EXgyMDwyGV”
“@TheOnion: New Oil Extraction Method Involves Drilling Directly Into Gas Stations http://onion.com/17shDjn pic.twitter.com/YamYoUwjit” @kast125
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Good news for Kern Cnty!“@TheOnion: Lucrative New Oil Extraction Method Involves Drilling Directly Into Gas Stations http://onion.com/17shDjn "
“@TheOnion: New Oil Extraction Method Involves Drilling Directly Into Gas Stations http://onion.com/17shDjn pic.twitter.com/NHJcdLTfdj” I'm in!
@TheOnion "I drink your milkshake! "
@TheOnion @codemandriller yeah but the trick is converting that into crude oil
@TheOnion flip and twist!
@TheOnion I think TheOnion lost it's Onion.
@TheOnion Next thing you know Ol' Jeds a millionaire...
Why didn't I think of it?
@TheOnion New Oil Extraction Method-Drill Directly Into Gas Stations http://onion.com/17shDjn pic.twitter.com/YuCZHXLu7u
@TheOnion But it's causing earthquakes in the chips aisle.
@TheOnion @codyincalgary I going to suggest that we do a huge frac under the propane tank. Lots of gas trapped in there I think.
@shanemoberg @TheOnion @codyincalgary I try not to spill anything on the future !
@TheOnion Don't stop til you hit kangaroos!
“@TheOnion: Lucrative New Extraction Method Involves Drilling Directly Into Gas Stations http://onion.com/17shDjn pic.twitter.com/9W1HyCvijI”lol
@TheOnion.We must get oil faster men.By the time we get already be in China.
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