@TheOnion at its best> Archaeologists Uncover Greek Amphitheater Where First Prick Saved Seats http://onion.com/17qA340 pic.twitter.com/UACeg8xxEq
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@TheOnion at its best> Archaeologists Uncover Greek Amphitheater Where First Prick Saved Seats http://onion.com/17qA340 pic.twitter.com/UACeg8xxEq
@TheOnion Whahaha. Truly laughed out loud. This is hysterical!!! The old adage "History repeats itself"
@TheOnion You guys are too funny.
@TheOnion Let me know if you fnd a Titleist 3.
@TheOnion is that Adam Sandler? It is Adam Sandler, isn't it?
“@TheOnion: Crews Uncover Amphitheater Where 1st Prick Saved Seats http://onion.com/17qA340 pic.twitter.com/YRmBHQOF5i” that's our kind of prick!
@TheOnion @kevinpollak If you look closely you can see the fossilized blood produced by the 1st response to seat holding.
“@TheOnion: Archaeologists Uncover Greek Amphitheater Where First Prick Saved Seats http://onion.com/17qA340 pic.twitter.com/lazuAv0mOT”
“@TheOnion: Archaeologists Uncover Greek Amphitheater Where First Prick Saved Seats http://onion.com/17qA340 pic.twitter.com/xePdJmcnJQ” <-so good
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@TheOnion Thanks! I'm haring this with my Greek tragedy class today!
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