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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 18 Feb 2015

    Barbara Bush Reverses Stance On ‘Enough Bushes’ In White House http://onion.com/1DCSNtJ  #WhatDoYouThink?pic.twitter.com/M32sjgaE8z

    7:55 AM - 18 Feb 2015
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      1. Scott Hussey‏ @skiffens 18 Feb 2015
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        @TheOnion the Bushes are flip flopping?

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      1. Tor Sesseng‏ @SessengT 18 Feb 2015
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        @TheOnionpic.twitter.com/M6BjBcPI6x

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      1. MoabsRuth‏ @MOABSRUTH 18 Feb 2015
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        @TheOnion Enough !

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      1. Roberto Reyes‏ @escostateofmind 18 Feb 2015
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        @TheOnion Jeb for prez

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      1. Dorothy Samel‏ @DorothySamel 18 Feb 2015
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        “@TheOnion: Barbara Bush Reverses Stance On ‘Enough Bushes’ In White House http://onion.com . Mother knows best! LMAO

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      1. Omer Bashir‏ @OmerBashir 18 Feb 2015
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        @TheOnion @ozidb7

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      1. Tintin2‏ @Chip2chip2 18 Feb 2015
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        @TheOnion After W.Bush America is alive again: if another one will come.I'll say "GOD BLESS AMERICA"

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      1. Tasha Glass‏ @annannxo 18 Feb 2015
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        @TheOnion ..NO MORE BUSHES..!!

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