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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 17 Feb 2015

    In Focus: Study Finds Jack Shit http://onion.com/1AfD8hN pic.twitter.com/vD0E1eZYBz

    6:30 AM - 17 Feb 2015
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      1. John Runions‏ @JohnRunions 18 Feb 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Good for a laugh - Study Finds Jack Shit http://onion.com/1AfD8hN  @TheOnion @DrRubidium

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      2. Norbert Zillatron‏ @N_Zillatron 18 Feb 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        .@TheOnion @blc127869 Hear that noise? I think he just hit he fan! Duck and Cover ...

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      3. Brian Carter‏ @blc127869 18 Feb 2015
        Replying to @N_Zillatron

        @N_Zillatron @TheOnion This could have been about PH research but they'd find something out of nothing and get published anyway.

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      2. D҉o҉n҉ ҉S҉c҉h҉a҉f҉f҉n҉e҉r҉‏ @bugcounter 17 Feb 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion @mbbatz some day I'd like to co-author a paper with Jack Shit.

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      3. Mike Batz‏ @mbbatz 17 Feb 2015
        Replying to @bugcounter

        @bugcounter Schiit, et al. J Diarrhea Res 2015 1(1):1-12 (How hard is it to create an online journal? Does Squarespace have a template?)

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      4. D҉o҉n҉ ҉S҉c҉h҉a҉f҉f҉n҉e҉r҉‏ @bugcounter 17 Feb 2015
        Replying to @mbbatz

        @mbbatz so since this is your idea I'm assuming you want to be senior author, and I get stuck with the crappy middle spot.

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      5. Mike Batz‏ @mbbatz 17 Feb 2015
        Replying to @bugcounter

        @bugcounter Schiit & Schaffner has such a nice ring to it. Just thank me in the acknowledgments. I'll submit as Batz, Mann, & Robyn.

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      2. Tony Freitas‏ @TonyLFreitas 17 Feb 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion @jayvanbavel Would be helpful to have more of these and fewer of the "hey, I found something else..." stories.

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      3. Daniël Lakens‏Verified account @lakens 17 Feb 2015
        Replying to @TonyLFreitas

        @TonyLFreitas @jayvanbavel We are not even close to solving publication bias. Publishing null results need to increase much, much more.

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      4. Michael Inzlicht‏ @minzlicht 17 Feb 2015
        Replying to @lakens

        @TonyLFreitas @jayvanbavel Daniel @lakens--what do you think of marginal results? Yes to publishing more? Call them non-sign? Scourge?

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      5. Daniël Lakens‏Verified account @lakens 17 Feb 2015
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        @minzlicht @TonyLFreitas @jayvanbavel We can publish more, as long as we don't overinterpret (but leave that to the meta-analysis).

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      1. lil red‏ @littlesculler 17 Feb 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        “@TheOnion: In Focus: Study Finds Jack Shit http://onion.com/1AfD8hN  pic.twitter.com/enJEyPvwGQ” @HaileaPocket @rachaelholcomb basically teams

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      2. Vicki Jackson‏ @_VickiJackson 17 Feb 2015
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        RT @keepproglong @flimbar @TheOnion In Focus: Study Finds Jack Shithttp://onion.com/1AfD8hN 

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      1. Alex Connolly‏ @Connolly343 17 Feb 2015
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        “@TheOnion: In Focus: Study Finds Jack Shit http://onion.com/1AfD8hN  pic.twitter.com/DqIRdAqRo0” @captainsperry12 @DanCorey22

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      1. Ken Gilhooly‏ @kengilhooly 17 Feb 2015
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        “@TheOnion: In Focus: Study Finds Jack Shit http://onion.com/1AfD8hN  pic.twitter.com/pPKgPSFhOw” surely its no polyphenols-cholesterol link shock!

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      1. Mike Rogerson‏ @MikeRogerson7 17 Feb 2015
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        Ahh, the reality of research!!! “@TheOnion: In Focus: Study Finds Jack Shit http://onion.com/1AfD8hN  pic.twitter.com/ebJGSgcUgC”

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      1. Dylan Smith‏ @deelahn3527 17 Feb 2015
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        “@TheOnion: In Focus: Study Finds Jack Shit http://onion.com/1AfD8hN  pic.twitter.com/jXDb8s5Stc” An article about Friedel-Crafts

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