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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 16 Feb 2015

    11% of poll respondents said, "No way, he’s still handsome.” http://onion.com/1AfBEnR pic.twitter.com/dnZNG60m7U

    9:00 PM - 16 Feb 2015
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      2. Shellie Dryden‏ @sallytag2007 16 Feb 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion -No I don't . I still like and respect Brian! He does one thing wrong & everyone's ready to hang him! Geesh!

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      1. kat geoghegan‏ @katgeoghegan1 27 Feb 2015
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        @TheOnion

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      1. kat geoghegan‏ @katgeoghegan1 27 Feb 2015
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        @TheOnion yes

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      1. James E Vann‏ @jayevann 17 Feb 2015
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        @TheOnion NO ! Apologize and Move On !!

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      1. Beth‏ @Snarfaroni 17 Feb 2015
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        @TheOnion @thedavidcrosby No, he made some boo boos, we are human right? We are capable of forgiving? Let's worry about real problems :-)

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      1. Maureen Callahan‏ @MaureenCallaha2 17 Feb 2015
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        @TheOnion ABSOLUTELY RYING BASTARD

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      1. instant karma‏ @TheHarkster 17 Feb 2015
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        @TheOnion No - heck look at everyone we forgive for reasons that are worse than what Brian did

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      1. bluetexan1‏ @bluetexan1 17 Feb 2015
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        .@TheOnion @thedavidcrosby I'm just thankful they have the balls to take on journalism. @JohnFugelsang @LeeCamp #KeepFighting

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      1. bluetexan1‏ @bluetexan1 17 Feb 2015
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        .@TheOnion @thedavidcrosby It's a sad state of affairs when one has to go to comedians for the truth in journalism. @JohnFugelsang @LeeCamp

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      1. jake4u48‏ @girolamo5151 17 Feb 2015
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        @TheOnion @thedavidcrosby no way unless they close down Foxnews.

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      1. Karo Mavian‏ @Karo57k 16 Feb 2015
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        @TheOnion No way,we love Brayan Williams.He is very inteligent and very progessional.He knows his work.Don't listen this MASSONS.

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      1. Steven Charles‏ @shibbysc 16 Feb 2015
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        @TheOnion hell no

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      1. Joanne G. Kellabrew‏ @Mystiwoman 16 Feb 2015
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        @TheOnion not sure what his looks have to do with it

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      1. G. Apter‏ @ImDrDream 16 Feb 2015
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        @TheOnion who is Brian Williams?

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      1. TRICIA‏ @tricia2051 16 Feb 2015
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        “@TheOnion: 11% of poll respondents said, "No way, he’s still handsome.” http://onion.com/1AfBEnR  pic.twitter.com/53rSXoQc4I” yes he has no cred

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      1. R. L. Jackson‏ @AwakeningLee47 16 Feb 2015
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        @TheOnion i have more respect for Brian Williams than i do for Fox not even close to News.

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      1. Jaime Jorn‏ @JaimeJorn 16 Feb 2015
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        @TheOnion NO.

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      1. PB True‏ @pbtrue1 16 Feb 2015
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        @TheOnion Brian can always rehabilitate himself and turn Progressive.

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