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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 16 Feb 2015

    The Apple Car will feature full vertical integration with Apple Gasoline http://onion.com/1AfB1uu pic.twitter.com/S55jtM8pN0

    8:00 PM - 16 Feb 2015
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      1. noah‏ @ugly_also_proud 16 Feb 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion @CarolynZehner @maiab113 @TimothyHeier TOTALLY KNOW WHAT VERTICAL INTEGRATION IS #boom

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      1. Patrick Denny‏ @draziraphale 28 Feb 2015
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        ;-) “@TheOnion: The Apple Car will feature full vertical integration with Apple Gasoline http://onion.com/1AfB1uu  pic.twitter.com/ls0Nh6Stbf”

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      1. Zlatko Đurić‏ @zladuric 17 Feb 2015
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        @TheOnion @oscargodson Will you charge it with proprietary 78.6 Hz 164V sockets?

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      1. Darius‏ @dddizon 17 Feb 2015
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        @TheOnion does it bend?

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      1. yrocAfella‏ @yrocAfella 16 Feb 2015
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        @TheOnion I heard it's an electric car, but the cord to charge it is only 6 inches long #AppleCar

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      2. Ryan Weltzin‏ @Ryanweltzin 16 Feb 2015
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        @TheOnion is apple gasoline actually apple juice?

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      1. Johan Peder Møller‏ @Alrudin 17 Feb 2015
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        “@TheOnion: The Apple Car … http://onion.com/1AfB1uu  pic.twitter.com/8hPpi2pXJC” Sounds right, if you include simple buffer overflow in firmware

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      1. Malum Scientificus‏ @thorfinn911 16 Feb 2015
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        @TheOnion In the spirit of Apple, overpriced, under powered, and made with Chinese prison labor.

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      1. anvaya‏ @anvaya 16 Feb 2015
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        Loll !! @TheOnion: The Apple Car will feature full vertical integration with Apple Gasoline http://onion.com/1AfB1uu  pic.twitter.com/p3dDyh5uD2”

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      1. Jared Pugh‏ @jaredmpugh 16 Feb 2015
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        @TheOnion brings new meaning to spinning ball of death.

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      1. Data Agents ● UK‏ @dataagentsUK 16 Feb 2015
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        @TheOnion . sooooo many awesome features, this has to be our fave "Wheels turn into rainbow pinwheels whenever car stalls" :-)

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      1. marina trahan martinez‏Verified account @HisGirlHildy 16 Feb 2015
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        When can I preorder? MT @TheOnion: Apple Car to feature full vertical integration w/ Apple Gas http://onion.com/1AfB1uu pic.twitter.com/a04tQzQzog

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      1. Simply Fla‏ @simplyfla 16 Feb 2015
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        “@TheOnion: The Apple Car will feature full vertical integration with Apple Gasoline http://onion.com/1AfB1uu  pic.twitter.com/rDwzSWkHGZ” haha

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