RT @TheOnion: Officials Urge Americans To Sort Plastics, Glass Into Separate Oceans http://onion.com/1AfACrS pic.twitter.com/yQILwyhwLr
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RT @TheOnion: Officials Urge Americans To Sort Plastics, Glass Into Separate Oceans http://onion.com/1AfACrS pic.twitter.com/yQILwyhwLr
@TheOnion Already do that, but yogurt containers I toss into the nearest wetlands.
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@TheOnion it's hard to enjoy this humor.
Please, don't stop!
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@TheOnion disclaimer: satire
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