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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 16 Feb 2015

    "I can’t get HD 904790 b out of my head—it’s ruined the goddamn Earth for me forever." http://onion.com/1Afz7Kc pic.twitter.com/fnvj1gN1AI

    3:11 PM - 16 Feb 2015
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      1. Edgeoforever 🖖‏ @edgeoforever 16 Feb 2015
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        @TheOnion It's all because of the damn HD! Ruined my TV too!

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      1. mend ☯za‏ @hozayraf 16 Feb 2015
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        @TheOnion my mom threw her sandal at me telling me to "shut the fuck up" for laughing so hard

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      1. Linda Perhacs Stan‏ @MarilynManhoe 16 Feb 2015
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        @TheOnion is this for real?

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      2. yokittyyo‏ @bydeaddude 16 Feb 2015
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        #via #ZesTYc @theonion 300,000yrs~ #mightBeWorth ashot Gb&mL+^

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      3. yokittyyo‏ @bydeaddude 16 Feb 2015
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        #LaPook #saysToGet #MMRvaccine= #pookit @jimmyfallon. IhadTheVaccine. IhadMumps,IhadMeasles,yet #iDidNOTget #toRubYourBelly #buddait

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      4. yokittyyo‏ @bydeaddude 16 Feb 2015
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        IF : youTookALLtheWATERfrom * #_H___EarT___H_ * #DUST_would_reMAIN Gb&mL+^ #CleanWaterForALL, #CW4A #ArticIt,An * #itS_my__j_o_b ;

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      1. abigail‏ @abigail7717 17 Feb 2015
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        @TheOnion hahaha...planet envy ?

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      1. NYU Tandon‏Verified account @nyutandon 17 Feb 2015
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        @TheOnion We think @DanaKarwas will get a kick out of this!

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      2. Jack Savage‏ @uk10jak 17 Feb 2015
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        @TheOnion @rosson241983

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      3. Rosson H. Esquire‏ @rosson241983 17 Feb 2015
        Replying to @uk10jak

        @uk10jak @TheOnion haha. Hates Earth

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      1. cynthia‏ @T0MAT0face 16 Feb 2015
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        @TheOnion in my opinion the astronomers & article writer who spoke so foully of the Earth should be thankful of were they are

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      1. samiam‏ @MyInfo22067943 16 Feb 2015
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        @TheOnion yay

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      1. James Hankel‏ @hankel_j 16 Feb 2015
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        @TheOnion What the??? We've been one-up'd "out there?"

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      1. Stef Anthony Coburn‏ @Stef_Coburn 16 Feb 2015
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        .@TheOnion If I've read anything funnier right now I don't recall what is was. Gloriously articulated. Long suspected something of the sort.

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      1. Philosopher King (beta version)‏ @signalborder 16 Feb 2015
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        @TheOnion HD 904790 b is actually a Samsung 55" HD tv. It's HD 904790 a that is the planet. Great tv, so-so planet.

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      1. mulomaa‏ @carolinemuloma 16 Feb 2015
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        @TheOnion lmaooooo

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      1. Alison D. Gilbert‏ @AlisonDGilbert 16 Feb 2015
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        .@TheOnion FYI, I am not sure that says so much about the new #planet comparing it to what we have done to the #earth.

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      1. Victor F, Candia‏ @Chalant1949 16 Feb 2015
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        @TheOnion I haven't heard anyone describe "Earth" as this researcher has.

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      1. Dwin Johnsel‏ @impublicnow 16 Feb 2015
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        @TheOnion @jrue_

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