@TheOnion It's all because of the damn HD! Ruined my TV too!
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@TheOnion my mom threw her sandal at me telling me to "shut the fuck up" for laughing so hardThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion is this for real?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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#via#ZesTYc@theonion 300,000yrs~#mightBeWorth ashot Gb&mL+^ -
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@TheOnion hahaha...planet envy ?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion We think @DanaKarwas will get a kick out of this!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion in my opinion the astronomers & article writer who spoke so foully of the Earth should be thankful of were they areThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion What the??? We've been one-up'd "out there?"Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion If I've read anything funnier right now I don't recall what is was. Gloriously articulated. Long suspected something of the sort.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion HD 904790 b is actually a Samsung 55" HD tv. It's HD 904790 a that is the planet. Great tv, so-so planet.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion lmaoooooThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I haven't heard anyone describe "Earth" as this researcher has.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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