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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 16 Feb 2015

    The sticker price of $85,000 drops to $199 with a two-year Verizon contract http://onion.com/1yNAZWH pic.twitter.com/WU85Dc6hbs

    1:13 PM - 16 Feb 2015
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      1. seawavediamonds.com‏ @SeaWaveDiamonds 16 Feb 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion Does it come with windows?

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      1. Spinks Megginson‏ @rzweather 17 Feb 2015
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        HAHAHA!! @WTCrosbers “@TheOnion: The sticker price of $85,000 drops to $199 with a two-year Verizon contract pic.twitter.com/zLTRVenDPT”

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      1. Sandwich‏ @neilgoldstein 16 Feb 2015
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        @TheOnion Requires add on software package to drive on non-Apple roads. This sort-of works, but you can only drive at half speed

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      1. CAPT. JAKY 2018‏ @usaf48 16 Feb 2015
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        @TheOnion @SPQRzilla cool, it's a #FARTCAR!

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      1. Pete Hammer‏ @hangdogpete 16 Feb 2015
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        Pete Hammer Retweeted

        “@TheOnion: price of $85K drops to $199 with a 2-yr contract http://onion.com/1yNAZWH  https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/567431 … …only finds things in apple maps

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      1. Mr. Caffeine Show‏ @MrCaffeineShow 16 Feb 2015
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        @TheOnion If it's an Apple car... does it come with Windows?https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/714962723/the-mr-caffeine-show-puppets …

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      1. MK‏ @MichaelKnutzen 16 Feb 2015
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        @TheOnion Nope, still wont buy #Apple anything

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      1. Digital Dragon‏ @DigitalDragonCo 18 Feb 2015
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        @TheOnion @Eli_Finn What a deal!

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      1. Wes Ton‏ @WeAreNotWaiting 16 Feb 2015
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        Bwaha “@TheOnion: The sticker price of $85,000 drops to $199 with a two-year Verizon contract http://onion.com/1yNAZWH  pic.twitter.com/xVPVrUUoTb”

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      1. MesterRobb™‏ @MesterRobb 16 Feb 2015
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        @TheOnion Where's the 'Home' button?

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      1. Pat King‏ @Phunkmasterpat 16 Feb 2015
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        @TheOnion hahahaha

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      1. Broken‏ @Brian_Bokenyi 16 Feb 2015
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        Would have been more believable if you had used "iCar", or is that already copyright protected? @TheOnion @John_Scotus

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      1. Tony O‏ @MrGoalie35 16 Feb 2015
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        @TheOnion @spooney35 Hilarious!! The biggest SMILE of the day! Thank You!

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      1. ReDelicious‏ @TGJr 16 Feb 2015
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        @TheOnion Forgot to add that you have to take it to an Apple store just to change the battery.

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      1. BennieMac- He's not 4 Everyone‏ @BenMcC1908 16 Feb 2015
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        “@TheOnion: The sticker price of $85,000 drops to $199 with a two-year Verizon contract http://onion.com/1yNAZWH  pic.twitter.com/vHvxZDfBrn” haha.

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      1. Craig Larson‏ @craigslarson 16 Feb 2015
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        The new iCar: “@TheOnion: The sticker price of $85,000 drops to $199 with a two-year Verizon contract http://onion.com/1yNAZWH  #AppleCar

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      1. Dan Murphy‏ @venivelovici 16 Feb 2015
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        @TheOnion Any truth to the rumor that the sound system comes pre-loaded with U2's "Songs of Innocence"?

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      1. Ann Musheno‏ @amusheno 16 Feb 2015
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        Sadly, I didn't realize this was by @TheOnion at first & all I could think was "Well, it was only matter of time."

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      1. Robyn Townsend‏ @robylla 16 Feb 2015
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        @TheOnion I'll just stick with my iPhone 6 for now

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