@cparrottSQUAWK RT @TheOnion: From The Archives: http://onion.com/1yNnuX5 pic.twitter.com/8SqyEWk2js
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@cparrottSQUAWK RT @TheOnion: From The Archives: http://onion.com/1yNnuX5 pic.twitter.com/8SqyEWk2js
“@TheOnion: From The Archives: http://onion.com/1yNnuX5 pic.twitter.com/XutBOuxkeH” this is why i should never be president
@TheOnion Not a subject for jokes.....
@TheOnion JUST... PRACTICING...!!!
@TheOnion And for that, we thank him.
This made me burst out in laughter. I got looks. RT @TheOnion: From The Archives: http://onion.com/1yNnuX5 pic.twitter.com/7JjR0SnXTD
@TheOnion you guys are just fabulous LOL
.@TheOnion At Israel, probably. #ObamaSucks
@TheOnion ...only after he is advised that his favorite cigarette is produced in a Chinese factory.
@TheOnion He doesn't know how to count (deficit) so how would he know what #'s to hit.
@TheOnion that would be funny if I didn't think that was true of those selected psychopaths we call presidents and senators
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