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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 14 Feb 2015

    Top Story: Gay Alabama Couple Always Dreamed Of Getting Married Surrounded By Hostility http://onion.com/1yynlXn pic.twitter.com/4XtNTUmuKW

    3:30 PM - 14 Feb 2015
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      1. bobby  🍒‏ @GoBobbo 14 Feb 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion haha

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      1. Sasha‏ @winebros_K 17 Feb 2015
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        @TheOnion freaks😤👎👎👎pheeeeewwww!

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      2. Kenneth W. Sanders S‏ @KennethWSanders 16 Feb 2015
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        @TheOnion no matter how you look at it you are still and abomination before GOD READ YOUR BIBLE.

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      3. Kenneth W. Sanders S‏ @KennethWSanders 16 Feb 2015
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        @TheOnion And if you don't think what I said is right It was the founding FATHERS who WROTE THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENDANCE AND WROTE THE

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      1. Rodney Wittner‏ @FlyfisherRotney 14 Feb 2015
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        @TheOnion They look like brothers.

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      1. Mike‏ @AngorMike 14 Feb 2015
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        It wouldn't be a marriage without hostility! Romeo and Juliet's union was filled with hostility and they were star crossed lovers! @TheOnion

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      1. Art.AfterGlow‏ @VideoGameDayme 14 Feb 2015
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        “@TheOnion: Top Story: Gay Alabama Couple Always Dreamed Of Getting Married Surrounded By Hostility #SoundsAccurate

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      1. douglas boutlier‏ @dboutlier 14 Feb 2015
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        @TheOnion ..................!!!!

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      1. aidan-kelly‏ @toogoddamngood 14 Feb 2015
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        @TheOnion so they should

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      1. hyperably‏ @Hyperbaly 14 Feb 2015
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        @TheOnion @hbryant42 Equal right to all Good for them.

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      1. tma_sierrahills‏ @tma_sierrahills 14 Feb 2015
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        @TheOnion Then they must have some sympathy for all those who have publicly said something un-PC and lost jobs and reputations.

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      1. judy edwards‏ @judyedwards16 14 Feb 2015
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        @TheOnion Live and let live. Who are we to judge

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      1. Gordon G. Forbes‏ @ggforbes 14 Feb 2015
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        @JasonJjw8 @TheOnion no.

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      1. lora bruncke‏ @lorabruncke 14 Feb 2015
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        V @TheOnion #Gay Couple Always Dreamed Of Getting Married Surrounded By Hostility http://onion.com/1yynlXn  @DrOz needs to share #EMBRYOLOGY!

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      1. VNYT‏ @VenomousTweets 14 Feb 2015
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        @TheOnion no shit lol

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