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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 14 Feb 2015

    On Today Now!: Romantic Boyfriend Surprises Girlfriend With Valentine’s Day Love Labyrinth http://onion.com/1MlRAv1 pic.twitter.com/zySEATbbiz

    10:34 AM - 14 Feb 2015
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      1. Great n Horrible‏ @greatnhorrible 14 Feb 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion is David Bowie in it?

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      1. Bean‏ @benjamindc94 14 Feb 2015
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        “@TheOnion: On Today Now!: Romantic Boyfriend Surprises Girlfriend With Valentine’s Day Love Labyrinth http://onion.com/1MlRAv1 " @kimuong_il

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      2. eye sea ewe‏ @drgnstealth 14 Feb 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion @MellyBearGoRawr is this what got planned for you today from the bae? Lol

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      3. Melly‏ @MellyBearGoRawr 14 Feb 2015
        Replying to @drgnstealth

        @drgnstealth @TheOnion LOL no the bae is sleeping and I'm looking for streamers LOL

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      4. eye sea ewe‏ @drgnstealth 14 Feb 2015
        Replying to @MellyBearGoRawr

        @MellyBearGoRawr I'm heading into a nemesis draft right now. No stream tho lol sorry

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      5. Melly‏ @MellyBearGoRawr 14 Feb 2015
        Replying to @drgnstealth

        @drgnstealth rip lol so many female streamers rn "sexy dance for each sub"

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      6. eye sea ewe‏ @drgnstealth 14 Feb 2015
        Replying to @MellyBearGoRawr

        @MellyBearGoRawr I would do a goofy dance for the hell of it. I don't want to see you dance I want to see you play shit. Lol

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      7. Melly‏ @MellyBearGoRawr 14 Feb 2015
        Replying to @drgnstealth

        @drgnstealth exactly!!! If I wanted to see a sexy dance I wouldn't be on twitch!!!

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      8. eye sea ewe‏ @drgnstealth 14 Feb 2015
        Replying to @MellyBearGoRawr

        @MellyBearGoRawr what would you be on? A strippers lap? Lol

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      9. Melly‏ @MellyBearGoRawr 14 Feb 2015
        Replying to @drgnstealth

        @drgnstealth PSHHH why would i be on a strippers lapp! you cray

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      1. Alex Oladejo‏ @1anre 14 Feb 2015
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        @TheOnion how cheesy and crazy

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      1. Brandon...‏ @BLRNerd 14 Feb 2015
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        @TheOnion @kfatyas The onion gives me life

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      1. Philosopher King (beta version)‏ @signalborder 14 Feb 2015
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        @TheOnion If I were a rat, and some asshole in a lab coat put me in a maze,it had better be an easy maze.Because who has time for that shit?

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      1. Ed Spencer‏ @50spencer 14 Feb 2015
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        @TheOnion Wrong turn! You should have turned left in Albuquerque.

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