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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 13 Feb 2015

    Being On Volleyball Team Accounts For 97% Of High School Sophomore’s Identity http://onion.com/1yygjBZ pic.twitter.com/n7nQxndG4c

    5:20 PM - 13 Feb 2015
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      1. Andy Bukstein‏ @andybukstein 13 Feb 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion "World's Oldest HS Sophomore Poses for Student Paper."

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      2. Michael Tweetley‏ @WheatThin8 13 Feb 2015
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        @TheOnion @caragilmoree

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      3. cara‏ @caragilmoree 13 Feb 2015
        Replying to @WheatThin8

        @WheatThin8 omg ok not even but then again

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      1. Dave-El‏ @DayWayLo 13 Feb 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion That high school sophomore is so busy with the volleyball team, her mom had to pose for this photo.

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      1. @PeggyBrava™ #Resist‏ @PeggyBrava 13 Feb 2015
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        @TheOnion Honey, that's not a HS sophomore--that's not even a COLLEGE sophomore #OldModel

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      2. i ride bikes‏ @maxeve16 13 Feb 2015
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        @TheOnion @anna_wedl

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      3. Anna‏ @anna_wedl 13 Feb 2015
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        @maxeve16 @TheOnion the other 3% need to get with it

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      1. @LAScanner‏ @LAScanner 13 Feb 2015
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        @bridger_w @TheOnion: Being On Volleyball Team Accounts For 97% Of High School Sophomore’s Identity pic.twitter.com/j4qGHmpjAk”

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      2. Alex Johnson‏ @alex_johnson_19 13 Feb 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion @MamieMamie2 true?

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      3. mamie keith 🤟🏼‏ @MamieMamie2 13 Feb 2015
        Replying to @alex_johnson_19

        @JeromeJ19 volleyball is 100% of my personality haha

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      4. Alex Johnson‏ @alex_johnson_19 13 Feb 2015
        Replying to @MamieMamie2

        @MamieMamie2 u don't think i know?

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      1. Emily Shepherd‏ @HannahOscarMom 14 Feb 2015
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        “@TheOnion: Being On Volleyball Team Accounts For 97% Of High School Sophomore’s Identity http://onion.com/1yygjBZ  pic.twitter.com/EMLI3YvGa3”

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      1. mackenzie blackwell‏ @kenzie_bwell 13 Feb 2015
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        “@TheOnion: Being On Volleyball Team Accounts For 97% Of High School Sophomore’s Identity http://onion.com/1yygjBZ  pic.twitter.com/dbYqCrEbsl” me

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      1. Patricia Howard‏ @pathoward37 13 Feb 2015
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        @TheOnion @brennaf0207

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      1. Charlie Mitchell‏ @cmitch518 13 Feb 2015
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        “@TheOnion: Being On Volleyball Team Accounts For 97% Of High School Sophomore’s Identity http://onion.com/ " @ajmitch525

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      1. Jaiami‏ @Jaiami88 13 Feb 2015
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        @TheOnion and 95% of her parent's identity.

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      1. Jennifear 🧟‍♀️Scaremann‏ @lololololok 13 Feb 2015
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        “@TheOnion: Being On Volleyball Team Accounts For 97% Of High School Sophomore’s Identity http://onion.com/1yygjBZ  1”@J2theGrr

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      1.  ⚡️Lightning Slim ⚡️‏ @LightningSlim1 13 Feb 2015
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        @TheOnion Model obviously 33.

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      1. Paul Rivas‏ @SmithRivasDC 14 Feb 2015
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        RT @TheOnion: Being On Volleyball Team Accounts For 97% Of HS Sophomore’s Identity http://onion.com/1yygjBZ  - Hilarious & sad b/c true!

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