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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 13 Feb 2015

    In Focus: Justice Ginsburg Throws Party While 120-Year-Old Parents Away For Weekend http://onion.com/19fCpEp pic.twitter.com/JmyJK14zFN

    12:03 PM - 13 Feb 2015
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      1. Nico DAgris‏ @NicoDAgris 13 Feb 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        What's your favorite MD 20/20? Don't worry Elena its Kosher! http://www.christianitytoday.com/ct/2010/mayweb-only/29-22.0.html … 6 Jesuits + 3 Khazars @TheOnionpic.twitter.com/03CFZt1lPQ

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      1. righteous axe‏ @righteousaxe 13 Feb 2015
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        @TheOnion Notorious R.B.G.

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      1. Chris‏ @TomBayz 13 Feb 2015
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        @TheOnion You know Scalia is the snitch that called the cops.

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      1. Manmeet Singh Rai‏ @raimanmeet 13 Feb 2015
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        Justice Ginsburg Throws Party While 120-Year-Old Parents Away For Weekend http://onion.com/19fCpEp  pic.twitter.com/oXNcNZEGGN via @TheOnion

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      1. Miss Myrtle‏ @MissMyrtle2 13 Feb 2015
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        @TheOnion @JenD1974 How can you not love this photo? LOL Dearies...and it feels so good

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      1. hunkerdad‏ @hunkerdad 13 Feb 2015
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        @TheOnion @Paige_Beck This explains how she votes and the opinions she writes

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      1. W.G‏ @JoninIQ 13 Feb 2015
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        @TheOnion ain't no party like a Ginsburg party

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      1. BattleCry  🇺🇸 #KAG‏ @BLKnightWarrior 13 Feb 2015
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        @TheOnion Let not one of the conservative justices fall asleep ANYWHERE, and see how long it would take, for the call of resignation. 2 OLD!

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      1. NRPAgroup.com‏ @NRPAGroup 13 Feb 2015
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        @TheOnion thanks for the laugh today

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      1. Susan DiGirolamo‏ @DigirolamoSd 15 Feb 2015
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      1. Nora Kelly‏Verified account @nora_kelly 14 Feb 2015
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        Destined to be a classic MT @TheOnion Justice Ginsburg Throws Party While 120-Year-Old Parents Away For Weekendhttp://onion.com/19fCpEp 

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      1. Rule #1 = The Client‏ @StupidCompanies 14 Feb 2015
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        @TheOnion @wadeenergycorp Gr8t! "Not totally sober at SOTU" Ginsberg Threw Bash While 120-Yr Old Parents Gone 4 Wkendhttp://bit.ly/1uQDbBg 

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      1. Daniel Cohen‏ @earlyAMbirds 13 Feb 2015
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        @atgrano “@TheOnion: Justice Ginsburg Throws Party While 120-Year-Old Parents Away For Weekend http://onion.com/19fCpEp pic.twitter.com/NVbDVaDHd8

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      1. Known Scary Gnomes‏ @UnknownUngnomes 13 Feb 2015
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        @TheOnion @KyleWOrton I feel David Souter's pain.

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      1. El Wapo #IAmTheNRA‏ @ProgDisorder 13 Feb 2015
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        @TheOnion @JammieWF Scalia doesn't have a drink in his hand? C'mon. Does Ginsburg know the lyrics to "Red Solo Cup"? I'd pay to hear that.

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      1. cynic d‏ @dksj1029 13 Feb 2015
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        @TheOnion Love her!

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      1. Carl‏ @dexter111344 13 Feb 2015
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        @theonion Not believable. There's no way she'd invite Scalia.

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      1. James Paul Bleed‏ @JamesPaulBleed 13 Feb 2015
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