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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 12 Feb 2015

    Hit-And-Run Driver Kills Prominent Member Of Deer Community http://onion.com/1vHnsoW pic.twitter.com/CT4iustTv2

    7:40 PM - 12 Feb 2015
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    34 replies 586 retweets 732 likes
      1. Mo‏ @TorpedoVegas 12 Feb 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion They need to bring this sick bastard to justice! #justicefordeer

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      1. Leah Biel‏ @TomServosBlendr 12 Feb 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        “@TheOnion: Hit-And-Run Driver Kills Prominent Member Of Deer Community http://onion.com/1vHnsoW  pic.twitter.com/w2rObnmccB” HE DESERVED IT!!!!!

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      2. Ping.‏ @ping311 12 Feb 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @aStonedDeer RT @TheOnion: Hit-And-Run Driver Kills Prominent Member Of Deer Community http://onion.com/1vHnsoW pic.twitter.com/GPdLHuVnky

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      3. Stoned Deer‏ @aStonedDeer 12 Feb 2015
        Replying to @ping311

        @ping311 @TheOnion I blame Obama.

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      4. Ping.‏ @ping311 12 Feb 2015
        Replying to @aStonedDeer

        @aStonedDeer #always

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      1. Lukas‏ @LukasOwnsYou 13 Feb 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion @TylerSandison literally the funniest article I have ever read

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      1. Male Fraude‏ @jbleezy34 13 Feb 2015
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        @TheOnion @ew2x4 #deerlivesmatter

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      1. Coop‏ @RayCoopTeacher 12 Feb 2015
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        “@TheOnion: Hit-And-Run Driver Kills Prominent Member Of Deer Community http://onion.com/1vHnsoW  pic.twitter.com/UYe6Jkz8O0” RIP

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      2. Emily Richetto‏ @shmemrichetto 12 Feb 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        “@TheOnion: Hit-And-Run Driver Kills Prominent Member Of Deer Community http://onion.com/1vHnsoW  pic.twitter.com/8W1iFjG0Wl” @LawtonKurt

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      3. Kurt Lawton‏ @LawtonKurt 12 Feb 2015
        Replying to @shmemrichetto

        @shmemrichetto the best tap dancer in all the land...

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. Michael Beam‏ @michaelbeam 12 Feb 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion I love seeing the headlines in my feed, but you have GOT to stop repeating your tweets

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      2. Peter Murray‏ @murr_ray 12 Feb 2015
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        “@TheOnion: Hit-And-Run Driver Kills Prominent Member Of Deer Community http://onion.com/1vHnsoW  pic.twitter.com/us0wvI1SNG” @BaconStampede

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      3. Gabby Wood‏ @BaconStampede 13 Feb 2015
        Replying to @murr_ray

        @murr_ray hahahaha yes. thank you.

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      1. Reggie Lee‏ @Nolimit184 12 Feb 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        “@TheOnion: A difficult day for everyone in the thicket....ha been laughing all day

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      1. Phoenix‏ @fireofthephoen1 12 Feb 2015
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        @TheOnion I don't know what to say about this ...

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      1. Collin Muller‏ @iamdriver1 12 Feb 2015
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        @TheOnion yes, for now

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      1. J M‏ @JJustinm812 12 Feb 2015
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        @TheOnion Good!

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      1. Olive Wallace‏ @iWillBeBrief 12 Feb 2015
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        @TheOnion Not funny.

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