“@TheOnion: STATSHOT: How Are We Ruining Valentine's Day? http://onion.com/1A1jTs9 pic.twitter.com/zRqGDSdRey” @Carder_carter number 5. 

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“@TheOnion: STATSHOT: How Are We Ruining Valentine's Day? http://onion.com/1A1jTs9 pic.twitter.com/zRqGDSdRey” @Carder_carter number 5. 

@TheOnion When is it?
“@TheOnion: STATSHOT: How Are We Ruining Valentine's Day? http://onion.com/1A1jTs9 pic.twitter.com/d275lxeC6O” because we aren't romantic enough
@TheOnion. Dude kinda looks like @JimmyKimmel :) & Belushi
.@TheOnion thank God I got through the edible undies phase in high school. now, it's plain old inedibles. wait, is there an Inedibles brand?
@TheOnion ew, just, ew....
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