@TheOnion @daisybetty Love it. Hilarious.
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@TheOnion Seriously brilliant.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion The myth of the simultaneous orgasm laid bare and spanked!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@TheRedQueen that was funny! Loved it.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion So true. Hillary's campaign slogan is "A St. Andrew's cross in every play room."Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I wonder how many women will be gifted strait jackets for Valentine's Day.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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