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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 12 Feb 2015

    The Onion Reviews 'Fifty Shades Of Grey' http://onion.com/1A0AWuo pic.twitter.com/nEZBlqfCJd

    9:23 AM - 12 Feb 2015
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      2. Calvin‏ @CalVanHouten 12 Feb 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Transcendental as always, @JuanWaynes! “@TheOnion: The Onion Reviews 'Fifty Shades Of Grey' http://onion.com/1A0AWuo  pic.twitter.com/n0UPvB1V1A”

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      3. Ron E. Rains‏ @ron_rains 12 Feb 2015
        Replying to @CalVanHouten

        @CalvinWalker56 @TheOnion Thanks, Calvin.

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      2. #NotAllMel‏ @MelittaLopez 12 Feb 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        The only #FiftyShades review I was waiting for: MT "@TheOnion: The Onion Reviews 'Fifty Shades' http://onion.com/1A0AWuo "

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      3. Ron E. Rains‏ @ron_rains 12 Feb 2015
        Replying to @MelittaLopez

        @MelittaLopez Thanks for waiting. - PKR

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      2. Terry Dale‏ @baldytel 12 Feb 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        “@TheOnion: The Onion Reviews 'Fifty Shades Of Grey' http://onion.com/1A0AWuo  pic.twitter.com/gDrJ9EPVIR” THIS HASNT HELPED

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      3. Terry Dale‏ @baldytel 12 Feb 2015
        Replying to @baldytel

        @TheOnion Not a reflection on your review my friend. Just highlights the two hours I will never get back this weekend! 😄😄

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      1. Mr and Mrs Blogs‏ @mrandmrsblogs 13 Feb 2015
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        @TheOnion fifty shades of Taupe for mr&mrs B. Check out our review http://www.mrandmrsblogs.co.uk  #FiftyShadesOfGrey

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      1. Stephen‏ @someguy0786 12 Feb 2015
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        @TheOnion whoever wrote this review knows the buzzwords to use

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      1. Alice‏ @alice_soup 12 Feb 2015
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        “@TheOnion: The Onion Reviews 'Fifty Shades Of Grey' http://onion.com/1A0AWuo  pic.twitter.com/HZu82u6deb” Cannot get enough Peter K Rosenthal.

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      1. City Fashgal‏ @CityFashGal 12 Feb 2015
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        @TheOnion @almurray lol - love this!!!

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      1. Godspeed You! Steam A Good Ham‏ @UncleCrepitus 12 Feb 2015
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        @TheOnion this would be better if it wasn't just 4 minutes of riffing on 'isnt BDSM WEIRD GUYS'

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      1. Jooxvy Music‏ @Jooxvy 12 Feb 2015
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        @TheOnion May be lethal 💺

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      1. revraygreen‏ @revraygreen 12 Feb 2015
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        @TheOnion 'Balance'http://youtu.be/BThPRw26L4w 

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      1. AW  ❤️ 🐶 🐶 🐶+ 🐶 ❤️‏ @hockeygirlzmom 12 Feb 2015
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        “@TheOnion: The Onion Reviews 'Fifty Shades Of Grey' http://onion.com/1A0AWuo  pic.twitter.com/VRqNNNJvnZ” 😂😂😂😂

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      1. hannah  🌹 🍞‏ @badeauhann 12 Feb 2015
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