@TheOnion @Voluntarysm This is so close to true I'm not sure it can be described as parody.
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@TheOnion we invaded Vietnam and got pho, what does Afghanistan got food-wise?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion 25 years sounds about right. Why does the U.S.A. think they need to be the worlds police.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Then who's going to watch those fuckups in San Marino in the meantime?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Ha all trueThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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