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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 11 Feb 2015

    Brian Williams Suspended For 6 Months Without Pay http://onion.com/1IVF8D5  #WhatDoYouThink?pic.twitter.com/TPd1onQ4OC

    1:25 PM - 11 Feb 2015
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      2. alicia‏ @supersleeepy 11 Feb 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        “@TheOnion: Brian Williams Suspended For 6 Months Without Pay http://onion.com/1IVF8D5  #WhatDoYouThink? pic.twitter.com/fCTR4hdhtT” @HannyElaine 😂

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      4. alicia‏ @supersleeepy 11 Feb 2015
        Replying to @hanbronkema

        @HannyElaine me too. Oh, wait.

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      1. David Faas‏ @batman4600 11 Feb 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion No Sweat,He's a #millionaire He may have to eat T-V Dinners like the rest of Us LOL. ??? Dave :-)

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      1. Ethan Lawson‏ @EthanJLawson 12 Feb 2015
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        No, really. RT @TheOnion: Brian Williams Suspended For 6 Months Without Pay http://onion.com/1IVF8D5  #WhatDoYouThink?pic.twitter.com/3Lz5x5gJ84

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      1. Shawn A. Mesaros‏ @jinmao31f 12 Feb 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion was the bag man for the MIC so he got caught and is the scapegoat. should be 60 years.

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      1. EnGlobal News Us‏ @EnGlobalNewsUS 12 Feb 2015
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        @theonion Brian Williams suspended http://goo.gl/eXj069 

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      1. Sameya‏ @sameyag0003 12 Feb 2015
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        @TheOnion i am link and post selling plz content me k.may09867@gmail.com

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      1. Kathryn Redha‏ @Radarkat59 11 Feb 2015
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        @TheOnion I think it's bullshit look at Marv Albert that pervert is still on the air after what he did.

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      1. Randall Parker‏ @futurepundit 11 Feb 2015
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        @TheOnion @AsheSchow Brian Williams will use the time off to parachute jump into the front lines to fight ISIS.

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      1. Pas de Chose‏ @userNaught 11 Feb 2015
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        @TheOnion another example of America eats its young.Us Puritans just love to destroy heros.I call it "Lance Armstrong disease"

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      1. Robert Dean Banta‏ @RobertDeanBanta 11 Feb 2015
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        @TheOnion Brian Williams and I were not talking today about Ukraine, Syria, and as always, Gaza. But we didn't agree he's more news worthy.

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      1. Vicki‏ @vkhow 11 Feb 2015
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        @TheOnion Wrong we all screw up

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      1. HuntersCreek Labs‏ @HuntersCreekLab 11 Feb 2015
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        @TheOnion Thanking all FireFighters who ever saved a puppy...Oh and Brian Williams too! #PuppyLovepic.twitter.com/tpxrYa8UvA

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      1. whats pupdog‏ @pnprender 11 Feb 2015
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        @TheOnion omnirelevant

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      1. Michael ‏ @BreakingBadDad 11 Feb 2015
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        @TheOnion Right....but then the search for truth begins all over again!

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      1. B D Payne‏ @bidopayne 11 Feb 2015
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        @TheOnion Hahahahahaha. Might sides are splitting.

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      1. larry oden‏ @bearoden 11 Feb 2015
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        @TheOnion he knew it was wrong before anyone called him out.

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