RT @TheOnion: Astronomers discover new planet that really makes Earth look like shit. http://onion.com/1FyI3Mv pic.twitter.com/vupZ21Tdlj
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RT @TheOnion: Astronomers discover new planet that really makes Earth look like shit. http://onion.com/1FyI3Mv pic.twitter.com/vupZ21Tdlj
@TheOnion @DJSnM well I know where I'm headed to in @EliteDangerous now.
@TheOnion WE NEED PROOF IF TRUE THEN I WILL BUY A TICKET!!!
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@TheOnion we need to colonize that planet asap, then we can proceed to fuck it up like we did Earth. Human locusts FTW!
@TheOnion lol that's so mean! Hilarious but it's not the Earth's fault it has problems
“@TheOnion: "It makes you feel embarrassed to be associated with our dumb fucking world." http://onion.com/1FyI3Mv pic.twitter.com/oD5pxPseQ5”



@TheOnion Lately, that's not real hard to do. ;)
@TheOnion this is amazing, I adore this piece
@TheOnion It must not have people on it if it's better than earth.
@TheOnion it's really a good news....
RT @TheOnion: "It makes you feel embarrassed to be associated with our dumb fucking world." http://onion.com/1FyI3Mv pic.twitter.com/KhxsHmHu1J
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