RT @TheOnion: Astronomers Discover New Planet That Really Makes Earth Look Like Shit http://onion.com/1FyG1Mc pic.twitter.com/p6DJlaZT2S
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RT @TheOnion: Astronomers Discover New Planet That Really Makes Earth Look Like Shit http://onion.com/1FyG1Mc pic.twitter.com/p6DJlaZT2S
@TheOnion A crapstain, Earth, really? The beach, mountains (I could go on). I guess the grass is always greener on the other side!
“@TheOnion: Astronomers Discover New Planet That Really Makes Earth Look Like Shit http://onion.com/1FyG1Mc pic.twitter.com/jIinRmIAUq” damn
“@TheOnion: Astronomers Discover New Planet That Really Makes Earth Look Like Shit http://onion.com/1FyG1Mc pic.twitter.com/A2TWkhVU7x” Ha!
@TheOnion does this new planet have WiFi?
@TheOnion @MonotoneTim that was one of the best things I have ever read. Thank you Tim.
“@TheOnion: Astronomers Discover New Planet That Makes Earth Look Like Shit http://onion.com/1FyG1Mc pic.twitter.com/XOytppgtjO” Lets liberate it!
“@TheOnion: Astronomers Discover New Planet That Really Makes Earth Look Like Shit http://onion.com/1FyG1Mc pic.twitter.com/7AiJ3bsTUI”







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@TheOnion Ahahaha...it's all relative 
@TheOnion lol. Outstanding.
@TheOnion we call it Flaustons Paradise!
@TheOnion Damn. Even it's fluffy clouds are fluffier. I am so depressed.
@TheOnion Oh MY God I laughed out loud, SERIOUSLY, at that one!
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