@TheOnion HAAAA! I just did this today

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@TheOnion they're never going to compete with chipotle.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion if you fingerbang the person behind you in line you get free chips and guac tooThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Who I gotta kiss ??Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I thought it said 'Obama'Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion ...with Lots of Onion and maybe some garlic...to make it more Romantic???Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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