@TheOnion As Homer Simpson so eloquently put it: "Hmmm...64 slices of american cheese."
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@CaseRaceMcCoy@TheOnion hahahahahaha yes
still bitter about the lack of a cheese emoji, especially at times like this!
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I'm *above* average. RT
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@TheOnion I just finished eating macaroni and cheese as I read this but I'm not sure if that counts as cheese.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@vkimmz “@TheOnion: In Focus |Report: Average American Consuming 4 Ounces Of Cheese Right Now http://onion.com/1KG3jTh pic.twitter.com/RYxmyEYuwU”
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@TheOnion: In Focus | Report: Average American Consuming 4 Ounces Of Cheese Right Now http://onion.com/1KG3jTh pic.twitter.com/IXHYy0ilcX” TRUUUU
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Ha - take that France!!! “
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@TheOnion how much cheese is too much cheese?!@nataliharts -
@ddthecool5@TheOnion no such thing


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@TheOnion They should have some bacon, hamburger, and bread with that-also French fries.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion so proud to be above average.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: In Focus | Report: Average American Consuming 4 Ounces Of Cheese Right Now http://onion.com/1KG3jTh pic.twitter.com/D4kvx2iYKz” Yep.
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#ProudWisconsinite “@TheOnion: Report: Average American Consuming 4 Oz Of Cheese Right Now http://onion.com/1KG3jTh pic.twitter.com/JYU7YPwXMX”
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