@TheOnion:"You have my guarantee that this evening will be taken to the next level.” http://onion.com/1KFZMV1 pic.twitter.com/aFZZFj18Kg” @YennaO
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@TheOnion:"You have my guarantee that this evening will be taken to the next level.” http://onion.com/1KFZMV1 pic.twitter.com/aFZZFj18Kg” @YennaO
RT @TheOnion: "You have my guarantee that this evening will be taken to the next level.” http://onion.com/1KFZMV1 pic.twitter.com/ZpOTXwjyMI
@TheOnion @toymachinesh Smoove B., Jim Anchower, Herbert Kornfield, Amber Richardson... they were the fictional op-editors of my childhood.
@TheOnion "However, the recurring theme of the night will be doggy-style."
@TheOnion "I will offer you coffee with an assortment of flavored creams that you can choose for yourself.I will also offer a Denver Omelet"
@TheOnion "I will be playing the Pandora station for Maxwell." That was it right there...
@TheOnion So, it will involve some kind of vertical transport device.
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