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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 10 Feb 2015

    Dubai Unveils Plans For World’s Largest Human Rights Violation http://onion.com/1CejT6h pic.twitter.com/bckcqYlh6L

    11:50 AM - 10 Feb 2015
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      1. ːMountainːWalkː 🔥‏ @ilaeornom 10 Feb 2015
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        “@TheOnion: Dubai Unveils Plans For World’s Largest Human Rights Violation http://onion.com/1CejT6h  pic.twitter.com/hd1u3ZHs7q” #CWC15

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      1. Eman El-husseini‏ @emanifique 10 Feb 2015
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        So hilarious!! RT @TheOnion: Dubai Unveils Plans For World’s Largest Human Rights Violation http://onion.com/1CejT6h pic.twitter.com/PetfILJRCY

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      1. David Walsh‏ @WalshonMergers 10 Feb 2015
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        @TheOnion ...but finds out they already beat themselves in the category..

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      2. Life is a choice‏ @hanzs26 10 Feb 2015
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        @TheOnion thats very true really, you only can open your mouth for eating there, you cant say your opinion

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      4. Life is a choice‏ @hanzs26 10 Feb 2015
        Replying to @Hakimyasin

        @Hakimyasin @TheOnion you can say criticize the political system there? All the world know about the record of human rights there

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      6. Life is a choice‏ @hanzs26 10 Feb 2015
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        @Hakimyasin @TheOnion LOL, I lived there 10 years there man.

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      8. Life is a choice‏ @hanzs26 10 Feb 2015
        Replying to @Hakimyasin

        @Hakimyasin @TheOnion Look at it this way, a state without parliament without elections for representative only Sheikh and his family

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      2. Tyler Olson‏ @TylerOlson1791 11 Feb 2015
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        @TheOnion @M_sKhalifa17 bruh

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      1. farrah‏ @rrahfa 11 Feb 2015
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        HA!oh man @priyanica "RT@TheOnion:Dubai Unveils Plans 4World’s Largest Human Rights Violation http://onion.com/1CejT6h  pic.twitter.com/5Q7sLIAaqu”

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      1. kristin‏ @hlk01 10 Feb 2015
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        “@TheOnion: Dubai Unveils Plans For World’s Largest Human Rights Violation http://onion.com/1CejT6h  pic.twitter.com/6o6fjjo6eI”

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      1. 3 chaudio‏ @twochaudioMG 10 Feb 2015
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        @TheOnion ...think for a minute. Onion head its Dubai ...... worry about Hollywood ca.

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      1. Brian Bruening‏ @bbrue35 10 Feb 2015
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        “@TheOnion: Dubai Unveils Plans For World’s Largest Human Rights Violation http://onion.com/1CejT6h  pic.twitter.com/xXpZM4d64j” @zach_johnson36 😂

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      1. Sam Lee‏ @SamanthaAddie 10 Feb 2015
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        “@TheOnion: Dubai Unveils Plans For World’s Largest Human Rights Violation http://onion.com/1CejT6h  pic.twitter.com/YmxVYCIRvD” @nyuniversity

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      1. Matthew R Poindexter‏ @poindexterart 10 Feb 2015
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        “@TheOnion: Dubai Unveils Plans For World’s Largest Human Rights Violation http://onion.com/1CejT6h  pic.twitter.com/noQDjfy4Um” Finally!

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      1. Geoffrey Walker‏ @gewa76 10 Feb 2015
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        @theonion Won't Qatar be pissed!

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