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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 10 Feb 2015

    Report: Mom Has Plan For Tub Of Whipped Cream In Fridge Don’t Eat It http://onion.com/1Ce6RG7 pic.twitter.com/fEG7uqdGfI

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      1. Abby Ryan‏ @abigailmryan 10 Feb 2015
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        “@TheOnion: Report: Mom Has Plan For Tub Of Whipped Cream In Fridge Don’t Eat It http://onion.com/1Ce6RG7  pic.twitter.com/WuY9EnaVv2” @pattyryanOH

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      1. scaryr 👹‏ @merveille 10 Feb 2015
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        @TheOnion @mollishka ...but it might be leftovers. How will I know unless I open it?

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      1. natalie varkey‏ @natanecdotes 10 Feb 2015
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        “@TheOnion: Report: Mom Has Plan For Tub Of Whipped Cream In Fridge Don’t Eat It http://onion.com/1Ce6RG7  pic.twitter.com/ybnAifPXhI” me

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      1. MplsWillie‏ @WillieMiller527 10 Feb 2015
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        @TheOnion Once again, if it don't smell right, don't eat it...

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      1. Michael Krauza‏ @Michael_Krauza 10 Feb 2015
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        “@TheOnion: Report: Mom Has Plan For Tub Of Whipped Cream In Fridge http://onion.com/1Ce6RG7  pic.twitter.com/JspwZmG3tp” @RealElijahDukes

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      1. Seamus Fox‏ @ThirstyScholarX 10 Feb 2015
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        @TheOnion mom also has plans to put left overs in old whipped cream container for years to come

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      1. Kenneth M. Walsh‏ @kenneth212 10 Feb 2015
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        .@TheOnion "Gary, don't eat that cheese!"

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      1. Lil Tough the Legend‏ @yo_L_whatup 10 Feb 2015
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        “@TheOnion:Report: Mom Has Plan For Tub Of Whipped Cream In Fridge Don’t Eat It http://onion.com/1Ce6RG7  pic.twitter.com/KIdC4dHSWx” @Golf_Nut24

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      1. Hannah Brookes‏ @hwbrookes 10 Feb 2015
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        “@TheOnion: Report: Mom Has Plan For Tub Of Whipped Cream In Fridge Don’t Eat It http://onion.com/1Ce6RG7  pic.twitter.com/WMJb38DL69” @RGwallace

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      1. Mallory‏ @malzor1234 10 Feb 2015
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        “@TheOnion: Report: Mom Has Plan For Tub Of Whipped Cream In Fridge Don’t Eat It http://onion.com/1Ce6RG7  pic.twitter.com/3DHA3b1yWw” @KCPhobo

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      1. Casey‏ @Jose_Consuervo 10 Feb 2015
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        @TheOnion AS IF

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      1. Bryan Vrcan‏ @thebiv76 10 Feb 2015
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        @the_bmv “@TheOnion: Report: Mom Has Plan For Tub Of Whipped Cream In Fridge Don’t Eat It http://onion.com/1Ce6RG7  pic.twitter.com/Yc5zFowt3V”

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      1. Andy Stockall‏ @mellownella 10 Feb 2015
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        @TheOnion No actual 'real' cream in it anyway. Only malk with vitamin R

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      1. adrian‏ @adrian02355 10 Feb 2015
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        @TheOnion http://Epic-Rewards.com/?ref=2197395 

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      1. TulipGirl‏ @tulipgrrl 10 Feb 2015
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        LOL! True... @TheOnion: Report: Mom Has Plan For Tub Of Whipped Cream In Fridge Don’t Eat It http://onion.com/1Ce6RG7 pic.twitter.com/IFJusTVLIJ

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      1. Steven D‏ @Stevessvt 10 Feb 2015
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        @TheOnion Oddly enough, the cucumber and eggplant seem to be missing, also....

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      1. Nathan Lilly‏ @LivinOnTheEdge 10 Feb 2015
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        “@TheOnion: Report: Mom Has Plan For Tub Of Whipped Cream In Fridge Don’t Eat It http://onion.com/1Ce6RG7  pic.twitter.com/HD02HmI3Cr” Life

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