@TheOnion these are hilarious!
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@TheOnion darn this is the second time my organs have been harvested.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: Your Horoscopes — Week Of February 10, 2015 http://onion.com/179XRdo pic.twitter.com/tRyuk341QT”
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