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“@TheOnion: New Premium Uber Service Lets Users Commandeer Any Car http://onion.com/1DYe4vS pic.twitter.com/VPUIKYpF9X”
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@AyeAryy__ @TheOnion avengers<<
@AyeAryy__ @TheOnion no no no I think this had to be a typo
@AyeAryy__ @TheOnion oh but I know so....
@AyeAryy__ yes, haha 

“@TheOnion: New Premium Uber Service Lets Users Commandeer Any Car http://onion.com/1DYe4vS pic.twitter.com/2kZI3jUQje” @CaraGoin
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@TheOnion @jeffbigham pfft... We did that in 2011. Too bad we didn't patent this business model.
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@TheOnion Uber:We make legal carjacking a reality
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