“@TheOnion: New Study Finds Majority Of God’s Blessings Burn Up On Entry Into Atmosphere http://onion.com/1DU3fLL pic.twitter.com/9XhA2udOgi”
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“@TheOnion: New Study Finds Majority Of God’s Blessings Burn Up On Entry Into Atmosphere http://onion.com/1DU3fLL pic.twitter.com/9XhA2udOgi”
“@TheOnion: New Study Finds Majority Of God’s Blessings Burn Up On Entry Into Atmosphere http://onion.com/1DU3fLL pic.twitter.com/5ffxYGKlTv”


@TheOnion @butchwalker okay, that explains a lot of things n my life, then.
@TheOnion @CntSpellForShit tell Paul
@TheOnion @HalSparks better work on your blessings engineering
@TheOnion omg I am sxreaming!!
@TheOnion Check this out Mr @LKrauss1 @RichardDawkins ....
Actually, the atmosphere is only there due to "freakish luck," @TheOnion.
Wee beasties from Mother Earth's moist loins made it from mud.
@TheOnion In Other News: majority of prayers end up in SPAM...
“@TheOnion: New Study Finds Majority Of God’s Blessings Burn Up On Entry Into Atmosphere http://onion.com/1DU3fLL pic.twitter.com/Ngb9GqhkwF”#lol
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