@TheOnion @hugohackenbush Or should we decided which 50 year old in authority we want to take advantage of! Haha
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@TheOnion That's the only reason I became a professor! @pjgills1996Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Whooops, I thought you were talking about politicians!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Really?? Have you seen the Old Geezers who are on the Harvard Faculty? I want the Viagra Concession stand on Harvard Square. NOWThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion stoooop


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@TheOnion Didn't see the part about sex above, thought it was about voting. I'm only attracted to women my age.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion wait are we talking sex with professors or voting?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion How about sexual relations?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion temperature monitor!!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion aka voting?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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