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@TheOnion: "People tend to become more productive, motivated, and happy." http://onion.com/1yR6GPZ pic.twitter.com/1OX8gUyCTO
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@TheOnion@karenecwriter I did this. WORKS. - 1 more reply
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@TheOnion That probably explains why I always feel awake immediately after being dismissed from the classThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: "People tend to become more productive, motivated, and happy almost immediately." http://onion.com/1yR6GPZ pic.twitter.com/5KatJ0vytR”
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@TheOnion my SO quit a job like that once - we refer to it as "that time you Office Spaced." LolThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion This seems like scientifically valid information.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@reddkard5 “@TheOnion: "People tend to become more productive, motivated, and...." http://onion.com/1yR6GPZ pic.twitter.com/nCLszo44Rx”
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@TheOnion Did this twice in my life. I recommend it.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@JennyRogers10 Love the idea of walking until your old life is a distant memory. A short walk perhaps?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@raiiney_gurl Interesting, must read lol@TheOnionThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@Felonious_munk I stopped following@TheOnion when they called Quvenzhane Wallace a "cunt" but that's a solid headline.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@nathanielban There are some financial obstacles that will need to be overcome however…Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Hmmm... yeah I knew a guy at a tech company that did that once, and he exercised his vocal cords too!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@nothingsmonstrd Old piece from spanish wisdom"Si te pagan por hacerlo es malo"Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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