@theonion @seanmedgar otherwise he won't be able to defend from a smart kryptonite when the internet of things is in full effect.
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Gotta learn to code! “
@TheOnion: Superman Gets New Power, ‘Solar Flare’ http://onion.com/1Ky2dqL#WhatDoYouThink? pic.twitter.com/tnpHixZJrp”
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@TheOnion: Superman Gets New Power, ‘Solar Flare’ http://onion.com/1Ky2dqL#WhatDoYouThink? pic.twitter.com/W80ZqZbouJ”@ProfJeffJarvis
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@TheOnion ...Technically, it is not a new power, he had just never thought of lighting his farts before nowThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Lemme guess, he puts his wrists together and says "KAME-HAME... HA!"Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@Gator_Frankie “@TheOnion: Superman Gets New Power, ‘Solar Flare’ http://onion.com/1Ky2dqL#WhatDoYouThink? pic.twitter.com/eCkfIGFxIy”
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@TheOnion still makes more sense than super ventriloquism.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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