@TheOnion I went to The Derek Zoolander School for kids who can't read good and want to do other stuff too, and it made me who I am today!
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@TheOnion Outlaw all meet-and-greets... We have to protect ourselves/(themselves) from all foreign and domestic terrorist!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion LOL - but don't give the wingnuts any ideasThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Onion has more truth than FOXThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: Presidential hopefuls reportedly find meet-and-greets grueling” training http://onion.com/1DK5wcj pic.twitter.com/CJjlhk907u”
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