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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 5 Feb 2015

    GOP Builds Full-Scale Replica Of Struggling Ohio Town To Train Presidential Hopefuls http://onion.com/1DK3oBr pic.twitter.com/BnphkmQdjD

    12:14 PM - 5 Feb 2015
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      1. Jon Gibs‏ @jonathangibs 5 Feb 2015
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        Totally plausible “@TheOnion: GOP Builds Replica Of Ohio Town To Train Presidential Hopefuls http://onion.com/1DK3oBr  pic.twitter.com/0DMonouW3T”

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      1. JS‏ @romy_is_ready 8 Feb 2015
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        @TheOnion complete with the closed down mill

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      1. Craig Bosman‏ @cbosman 5 Feb 2015
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        Amazing. “@TheOnion: GOP Builds Full-Scale Replica Of Struggling Ohio Town To Train Presidential Hopefuls http://onion.com/1DK3oBr "

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      1. Lora Rae Anderson‏ @LoraRae 5 Feb 2015
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        .@TheOnion LOVE THIS... also makes me miss #Youngstown. #ValleyProudValleyStrong #1in8 #330!!!

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      1. Ernie Tedeschi‏ @ernietedeschi 5 Feb 2015
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        @TheOnion OK, satire aside, I'm actually curious which town is actually pictured and whether it's American or not. Looks central European.

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      1. Benjamin Rose‏ @arrows_of_light 6 Feb 2015
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        @TheOnion #beetlejuicemethod

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      1. Karl‏ @khmark7 5 Feb 2015
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        @TheOnion @CordieMendoza Pepper Valley!

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      1. stacy ducharme‏ @spducharme 5 Feb 2015
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        @TheOnion

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      1. Jaiami‏ @Jaiami88 5 Feb 2015
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        @TheOnion Unfortunately, Mitt Romney took over the fake town factory, dissolved their fake jobs & retirmnt plans b4 any1 could fake empathy.

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      1. al damato‏ @al_damato 5 Feb 2015
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        @TheOnion Kinda like Bushes aircraft carrier, mission accomplished

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      1. Thomas Sattva‏ @TamasSattva 5 Feb 2015
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        @TheOnion It's Beetlejuice deja vu all over again!

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      1. Joseph Mason‏ @LordNishar 5 Feb 2015
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        @TheOnion Why do that when you can just go to Cleveland? :P

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      1. aldo tatoo‏ @aldokar 5 Feb 2015
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        @TheOnion hermoso

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      1. Maybelle Swatski‏ @Maybellet553 5 Feb 2015
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        @TheOnion Play this tonight!! http://bit.ly/1DK5wsY  #NewMusic

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      1. 𓂀 åṃєŗıċå‏ @talkstowind 5 Feb 2015
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        @TheOnion This is just absolutely, beautiful comedic gold w/ a point.

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      1. Transmission Control 📡‏ @TcpProtocol 5 Feb 2015
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        @TheOnion Isn't this the plot of an old John Travolta movie?

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      1. martin brooks‏ @martin_brookd 5 Feb 2015
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        @TheOnion unbelievable instead of this idea,why not only have candidates that's have worked and lived in the real world.

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      1. ChimeraHarley‏ @chimeraharley 5 Feb 2015
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        @TheOnion 👏👏👏👏👏

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