@TheOnion -- God is so creative in the way he decides to destroy his creations. Today meteors, tmrw famine. Maybe disease next week ...?
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@imKINGjane@TheOnion CRYING

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@TheOnion@BJPrice1 I guess climate change is another of God's blessings?! Andy Stoutpic.twitter.com/IeXnQSQILI
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@TheOnion unfortunately the prayers for killing people in his name still get through.....somehow.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@TheTweetOfGod you'd think the omnipotent could put a bit more mustard on his miraclesThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@HELENO_HENZO@TheOnion@jadedjenny71 WTF are you talking about? - 1 more reply
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@TheOnion@jesusintoast Pity, you make some stupid assumptions and you laugh at them. That doesn't really make your crowd scientific! -
@drgsrinivas1@TheOnion Oh no! Did you think I posted that because I believed it? You think God delivers miracles?pic.twitter.com/M3wPwpHMd7
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@TheOnion I thought so...Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Amazingly, however, the blessings of millions of Christians who trust in Jesus and God's word are still receiving them intact!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion THAT'S IN THE BIBLE.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Fucked that up as well then.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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“New Study Finds Majority Of God’s Blessings Burn Up On Entry Into Atmosphere http://onion.com/16vlKeo pic.twitter.com/33OhDEvWfr”
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