“@TheOnion Shoveling Tips 

http://onion.com/1zKdgf9 pic.twitter.com/THnA81DPHH”
You can add location information to your Tweets, such as your city or precise location, from the web and via third-party applications. You always have the option to delete your Tweet location history. Learn more
@TheOnion beware of yellow snow though lol
@TheOnion Don't tell 'em our pro shoveling techniques! Now everyone knows our secret...
@TheOnion Some fortunate shovelers may discover rocks within the snow which is great since minerals are an essential part of nutrition.
@TheOnion If all else fails, pay a real man to do it for you.
@TheOnion I'd love to hear your tips on drastic survival situations...
@TheOnion avoid the yellow snow
@TheOnion y'all hiring?
@TheOnion How did we last a million years without expert advice?
Ah, gross....@TheOnion
@TheOnion Smart. Smart.
Twitter may be over capacity or experiencing a momentary hiccup. Try again or visit Twitter Status for more information.