@TheOnion LOVE when they call him "nostalgic" 

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@TheOnion stop writing about me!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion & futilely projects his meaningless life on others as he drowns n distraction, whinyness, & fear o his browser history being seenThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Me IRL :( “
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Ha. It's a fast moving biz! “
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@TheOnion Yup, that's America today!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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