@TheOnion Now I want to see an existential version of It's A Wonderful Life where George Bailey is played by The Universe.
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@TheOnion Emoverse.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion this is a great articleThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@Carmen_Sue19@TheOnion on what? Meth? Coke? DIET Coke?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I still love ya Universe. You've done the best with what you have, bro.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion i hear ya UNIE, Sometimes i feel the same way, Without you there no me BROThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion No no, Mr.Universe your a good umm.. yeah and you have done so much for what... so we all thank you for being you!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Is Douglas Adams ghost-writing for you now?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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