@TheOnion The Purge?
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@TheOnion: In Local News: Law-Abiding Citizen Keeps Herself On Track With Weekly Cheat Day http://onion.com/1zH4C2M pic.twitter.com/WmK5yYIhph”
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@TheOnion On Saturdays I also cheat. I spread real cream cheese on my bagel instead of the non fat cream cheese.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion hahaha a new diet plan hahaThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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