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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 31 Jan 2015

    This Week Last Year | Report: Most Americans Can’t Even Name Their State’s Shadow Lord http://onion.com/1zH2cRH pic.twitter.com/9Iz4VHKmXU

    9:00 AM - 31 Jan 2015
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      1. Nick Pelaccio‏ @NickPelaccio 31 Jan 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion @biggerben19

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      1. Brian‏ @hitherebigfella 18 Feb 2015
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        “@TheOnion: This Week Last Year | Report: Most Americans Can’t Even Name Their State’s Shadow Lord http://onion.com/1zH2cRH " still disgraceful

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      1. lost82sanity‏ @lost82sanity 31 Jan 2015
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        @TheOnion I know mine. Ringo Star

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      1. Matthew Salvatore‏ @matt_salvatore 31 Jan 2015
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        @TheOnion @jacksonmattek do u no???

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      2. Stewart McKenna‏ @StewBaby 31 Jan 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion I thought Kansas's Shadow Lord was Koch-Comcast?

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      3. Carl Lund‏ @CopeKnight 31 Jan 2015
        Replying to @StewBaby

        @StewBaby @TheOnion Comcast's not widespread in KS. Our Shadow Lord is Koch-Cox.

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      4. Stewart McKenna‏ @StewBaby 1 Feb 2015
        Replying to @CopeKnight

        @CarlLund1 @TheOnion ha-ha... :) thanks.

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      1. Justin Davidson‏ @Tajevin 31 Jan 2015
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        @TheOnion currently in Texas the shadow lord is Greg Hell on Wheels Abbot, acolyte of the dark lord Rick Blood Drinker Perry

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      1. David Dawson‏ @thedaviddawson 31 Jan 2015
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        @TheOnion I already know for Ohio it's @FakeUrban.

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      1. Ross Hodapp‏ @ishamyyl 31 Jan 2015
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        @TheOnion sad state of affairs... In MN, it's Be'lal #5thgrade #education

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      1. toph‏ @TopherHedley 1 Feb 2015
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        @therealjimmycan I'm a bug dude exclusively

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      2. Steven D‏ @Stevessvt 31 Jan 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion Down here in Florida its the elusive Methwhoreian.

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      3. karl in‏ @sitcomdaddy 31 Jan 2015
        Replying to @Stevessvt

        @Stevessvt @TheOnion Elusive?

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      4. Steven D‏ @Stevessvt 31 Jan 2015
        Replying to @sitcomdaddy

        @george_carlyn @TheOnion They only come out at night, scurrying around trying to not be seen....

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      5. karl in‏ @sitcomdaddy 31 Jan 2015
        Replying to @Stevessvt

        @Stevessvt @TheOnion Oh I guess I kinda thought they were on all streetcorners and in motel parking lots.

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      6. Steven D‏ @Stevessvt 31 Jan 2015
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        @george_carlyn @TheOnion The brave ones are, they are the workers. They have to answer to the Pimpbeatyourassifyoudontmakethemoney.

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      7. Steven D‏ @Stevessvt 31 Jan 2015
        Replying to @Stevessvt

        @george_carlyn @TheOnion Its a whole pyramid scheme, really.

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