“@TheOnion: All Of Man’s Accomplishments Overshadowed By Hefty Birth Weight http://onion.com/1zH1eVw pic.twitter.com/oxzV5Z0abo” @broseph54
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“@TheOnion: All Of Man’s Accomplishments Overshadowed By Hefty Birth Weight http://onion.com/1zH1eVw pic.twitter.com/oxzV5Z0abo” @broseph54
@CarboMonoxide That's my life man!!!
“@TheOnion: All Of Man’s Accomplishments Overshadowed By Hefty Birth Weight http://onion.com/1zH1eVw pic.twitter.com/xqId1onOwD” @hmetcalf95
@TDWilder2 @TheOnion 10 pounds 6 ounces is pathetic. 10 pounds 9 ounces however is something to be proud of.
Uh oh @alredd -doesn't bode well for C MT @TheOnion: All Of Man’s Accomplishments Overshadowed By Hefty Birth Weight http://onion.com/1zH1eVw
@GainesRedd My only accomplishment was my low 1lb 8oz birth weight, which was then overshadowed by delivering our 10lb 9oz baby. He'll be OK
Even @TheOnion seems to want to get into #myozobituary
None can compete w/ @papadupes.
“@TheOnion: All Of Man’s Accomplishments Overshadowed By Hefty Birth Weight http://onion.com/1zH1eVw ”
“@TheOnion: All Of Man’s Accomplishments Overshadowed By Hefty Birth Weight http://onion.com/1zH1eVw pic.twitter.com/kXGQL0afGj” #ozobituary
@TheOnion What happened to his ear!?
“@TheOnion: All Of Man’s Accomplishments Overshadowed By Hefty Birth Weight http://onion.com/1zH1eVw pic.twitter.com/zAbL8ounSR” pshh i was 11lbs.
@mitchytheekidd “@TheOnion: All Of Man’s Accomplishments Overshadowed By Hefty Birth Weight http://onion.com/1zH1eVw pic.twitter.com/1gTjGfhlQ0”
“@TheOnion: All Of Man’s Accomplishments Overshadowed By Hefty Birth Weight http://onion.com/1zH1eVw pic.twitter.com/LbgawipSKy” I POOPED omg
“@TheOnion: All Of Man’s Accomplishments Overshadowed By Hefty Birth Weight http://onion.com/1zH1eVw pic.twitter.com/NTmNR8q68I” My life story.
“@TheOnion: All Of Man’s Accomplishments Overshadowed By Hefty Birth Weight http://onion.com/1zH1eVw pic.twitter.com/jLlcK6rYC3”
I beat him!
“@TheOnion: All Of Man’s Accomplishments Overshadowed By Hefty Birth Weight http://onion.com/1zH1eVw pic.twitter.com/qA86NrsriF” Lolol my life.
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