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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 30 Jan 2015

    Mitt Romney: The Path To The Non-Presidency http://onion.com/1znbcbc pic.twitter.com/3ESONPkWZc

    10:00 AM - 30 Jan 2015
    • 182 Retweets
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    • Legacy Meme Board Patrick Holly Winter Camille-Annae Sergey Grechukhin 🧙🏻‍♂️Goody Wade Proctor🌙 AJ Wilber Shaun Wootten™ Drew In Georgia
    13 replies 182 retweets 277 likes
      1. ET‏ @erinc2e 30 Jan 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        “@TheOnion: Mitt Romney: The Path To The Non-Presidency http://onion.com/1znbcbc  pic.twitter.com/6Oeb6FCFXC” @ewhtmrsh

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      2. Mauri DeFee‏ @_momri 30 Jan 2015
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        “@TheOnion: Mitt Romney: The Path To The Non-Presidency http://onion.com/1znbcbc  pic.twitter.com/OvnXtF5vc4” @chris_parish1

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      3. Chris Parish‏ @chris_parish1 30 Jan 2015
        Replying to @_momri

        @mauri_defee ROMNEY 2016 ROMNEY 2020 ROMADOMADINGDONG 2024

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      4. Mauri DeFee‏ @_momri 30 Jan 2015
        Replying to @chris_parish1

        @chris_parish1 LONG LIVE ROMNEY

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      1. Karen Alexander‏ @kmalex42 31 Jan 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion I think hes tired of wasting time & money on people who vote with thier asses and not with thier brains that god gave them.

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      1. Lorraine Maney‏ @landmmaney 30 Jan 2015
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        “@TheOnion: Mitt Romney: The Path To The Non-Presidency http://onion.com/1znbcbc  pic.twitter.com/kqoHttLYau” who does he look like Johanna

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      1. Alex Reutov‏ @alexrz888 30 Jan 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion MITT IS SMART!!!!!!!!

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      1. N. Constant‏ @JaneDoe9999999 30 Jan 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion Great!

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      2. Rebekah  🚷‏ @grrrlmeetsworld 30 Jan 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        In honour of today's announcement -- “@TheOnion: Mitt Romney: The Path To The Non-Presidency http://onion.com/1znbcbc  pic.twitter.com/KMiBUKqGuH”

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      3. Garrett LeSage‏ @garrett 30 Jan 2015
        Replying to @grrrlmeetsworld

        @grrrlmeetsworld: Friends this evening were sad Mitt Romney will not be running. I assured them there will be a cringeworthy Republican.

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      2. Juan‏ @realjuancho 30 Jan 2015
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion Mitt Romney: The Path To The Non-Presidency http://onion.com/1znbcbc  pic.twitter.com/pkjm7JH3hb // Hey @eldeforma...

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      3. Juan‏ @realjuancho 30 Jan 2015
        Replying to @realjuancho

        @TheOnion @eldeforma solo cambien romney por amlo y listo, otra idea robada de the onion.

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      1. Nancy‏ @Nancywillask 30 Jan 2015
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        @TheOnion What about VP?

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      2. Larry Cruikshank‏ @Laredog 30 Jan 2015
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        @TheOnion #Romney McCain to Romney...now "sit down and shut up you low-life scumbag"

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      3. Nancy‏ @Nancywillask 30 Jan 2015
        Replying to @Laredog

        @Laredog @TheOnion McCain Had a Point About Code Pink US News and World Report ·

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      1. Nicholas Mozyrsky‏ @DentalGryphon87 30 Jan 2015
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        @TheOnion LOL

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      1. Philip O'Brien‏ @philipobrien 30 Jan 2015
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        @TheOnion Mitt Romney: How to Not become President

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